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Recently a two-minute video was posted on YouTube depicting a large "creature" swimming on Lake Champlain in Burlington. Once again, the question about the existence of "Champ" has been brought to the forefront of the discussion table. Several resident cryptozoologists have weighed in with their expert opinions. By the way, if you're like myself and have no idea what a cryptozoologist does...here's a definition:

Cryptozoology –noun
the study of evidence tending to substantiate the existence of, or the search for, creatures whose reported existence is unproved, as the Abominable Snowman or the Loch Ness monster.

After I'm done sexting with Tinkerbell, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and myself are headed over to Breakwaters for a nacho plate and a couple of Bud Lights before we get onboard a gaggle of unicorns and cruise for chicks while riding off into the sunset.

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The makers of Jim Beam are rolling out a cherry-flavored bourbon called Red Stag. Not to be confused with Saturday night's ginger-flavored error in judgement...she was more like a Red Skag.


New border crossing requirements kicked in earlier this week. The only way to visit Canada or Mexico is to have a passport or the newly issued enhanced driver's license (EDL).

Although if you're sneaking across the border on foot, under the cover of night with condoms filled with the finest of Bolivian powder shoved up your "inverted volcano", your "dirty penny"...there's a good chance you have already stopped reading this.