Top 5 Excuses For The David Letterman Affairs According To David Letterman:
5. I've got ho's in different area codes.
4. I was in charge of bringing "the trim" for the Booze, Bitches, and Blunts party with Paul Schaffer.
3. It was a biggest pimp hand contest between me and Hamburger Helper.
2. I took a wrong turn at Nellyville and ended up in poundtown.
And the number 1 excuse for the David Letterman affairs according to David Letterman...
1. I had to fill my gap tooth with something.
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
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