The U.S. Border Patrol will increase surveillance of the Canadian border. Despite increased security, authorities can not promise complete protection from Circ du Soleil.
The terror alert system has been upgraded to code level...FABULOUS!!!
People in shiny spandex bodysuits skipping through fully engulfed fire hoops while dangling from wet and wiggley spaghetti noodles...I'll take 2 tix please.
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