"Man Charged With Exposing Himself On Interstate 89"
A St. Albans man was arrested by Franklin County Sheriff's deputies Aug. 13 after he allegedly exposed himself to a woman on I-89 around 5AM. According to the victim, the 44 year-old man would pass her vehicle on the highway, pull onto the shoulder and then expose himself, "manipulating his testicles" while she passed him.
Top 5 Worst Pickup Lines Heard While Exposing Yourself on I-89:
5. I was flying the creepy/perv flag at half-mast.
4. How much cash for this clunker?
3. Nice Ford Focus...wanna f*ck?
2. Is that a dipstick in your hand or are you just manipulating your testicles?
And the number 1 worst pickup line heard while exposing yourself on I-89...
1. Today's forecast...partly cloudy with a chance of Flanagan.
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