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Dunkin Donuts only charging 50 cents for a small iced coffee today. Ben & Jerry's holding its 31st annual Free Cone Day from 12noon to 8PM today. If you listen closely, you can actually hear me getting fatter. My apologies to you fishnet speedo...your stunning spring '09 debut has been delayed yet again.

A 50 person pillow fight broke out on Church St. over the weekend, arrests were made for disorderly conduct. This just in...the BUZZCREW-St. Mike's sorority tickle fight BBQ has been cancelled. I guess we'll just go back to beer pong, body shots, and roofie roulette.

Madonna was recently injured in a horseback riding accident. No word on why Tori Spelling was wearing a saddle.

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The U.S. Border Patrol will increase surveillance of the Canadian border. Despite increased security, authorities can not promise complete protection from Circ du Soleil.

The terror alert system has been upgraded to code level...FABULOUS!!!

People in shiny spandex bodysuits skipping through fully engulfed fire hoops while dangling from wet and wiggley spaghetti noodles...I'll take 2 tix please.

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I'm here with the voices inside my melon ready to aggravate, irritate, and annoy. Enjoy the mental ramblings and scattered musings to follow.