Here's a list that surely will flourish and grow day by day, hour by hour, rant by rant:
-Waiting in line at the Post Office.
-Standing behind people who still write checks at the grocery store.
-People who meet at the gym and use it as a "social hour" instead of working out...it's annoying to the rest of us who are there to use the gym for what it was designed for...so please, stop flapping yer gums and get to work on that candy coating of yours.
"Man Charged With Exposing Himself On Interstate 89"
A St. Albans man was arrested by Franklin County Sheriff's deputies Aug. 13 after he allegedly exposed himself to a woman on I-89 around 5AM. According to the victim, the 44 year-old man would pass her vehicle on the highway, pull onto the shoulder and then expose himself, "manipulating his testicles" while she passed him.
Top 5 Worst Pickup Lines Heard While Exposing Yourself on I-89:
5. I was flying the creepy/perv flag at half-mast.
4. How much cash for this clunker?
3. Nice Ford Focus...wanna f*ck?
2. Is that a dipstick in your hand or are you just manipulating your testicles?
And the number 1 worst pickup line heard while exposing yourself on I-89...
1. Today's forecast...partly cloudy with a chance of Flanagan.
Recently a two-minute video was posted on YouTube depicting a large "creature" swimming on Lake Champlain in Burlington. Once again, the question about the existence of "Champ" has been brought to the forefront of the discussion table. Several resident cryptozoologists have weighed in with their expert opinions. By the way, if you're like myself and have no idea what a cryptozoologist does...here's a definition:
Cryptozoology –noun the study of evidence tending to substantiate the existence of, or the search for, creatures whose reported existence is unproved, as the Abominable Snowman or the Loch Ness monster.
After I'm done sexting with Tinkerbell, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and myself are headed over to Breakwaters for a nacho plate and a couple of Bud Lights before we get onboard a gaggle of unicorns and cruise for chicks while riding off into the sunset.