Wednesday, October 7, 2009

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Top 5 Excuses For The David Letterman Affairs According To David Letterman:


5. I've got ho's in different area codes.

4. I was in charge of bringing "the trim" for the Booze, Bitches, and Blunts party with Paul Schaffer.

3. It was a biggest pimp hand contest between me and Hamburger Helper.

2. I took a wrong turn at Nellyville and ended up in poundtown.


And the number 1 excuse for the David Letterman affairs according to David Letterman...

1. I had to fill my gap tooth with something.

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