The makers of Jim Beam are rolling out a cherry-flavored bourbon called Red Stag. Not to be confused with Saturday night's ginger-flavored error in judgement...she was more like a Red Skag.
New border crossing requirements kicked in earlier this week. The only way to visit Canada or Mexico is to have a passport or the newly issued enhanced driver's license (EDL).
Although if you're sneaking across the border on foot, under the cover of night with condoms filled with the finest of Bolivian powder shoved up your "inverted volcano", your "dirty penny"...there's a good chance you have already stopped reading this.
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